Someone's bored over at the Windham Journal

Small-town newspaper articles usually begin with a sober account of the news. But today, Windham Journal staff writer Michael Ryan broke the mold and decided to start an article about municipal improvements in the town of Ashland with a little more pow: 

Holy infrastructure revival Batman! The usually quiet town of Ashland is suddenly a happening place where government leaders practically have to be super heroes to keep up with everything that is going on, although none of it is villainous, to be sure.