Prattsville to get cell tower for Christmas

Windham Journal reporter Michael Ryan strikes again! Boilerplate news stories: 76% less boring when led with a random appearance from an iconic fictional* character.

Word must be sent to the North Pole, following a government meeting in Prattsville earlier this week, that Santa Claus might need to be aware of a new and rather large obstacle when he and his reindeer descend on the town in late December.

In other words, Prattsville's getting a new cell tower.

Back in May, with the Easter Bunny long gone and Santa not due in town for another seven months, it was Batman who got us through accounts of dull municipal infrastructure improvements.

*Sorry, Virginia. --Ed.

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